like patience on a monument: What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts
I mean,
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA
THIS TAG OMG.
OBVIOUSLY. :B
that tag…
0_0 THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
oh man, now i’m imagining them hearing the school insulting them, calling them stupid, etc. during the day. but then, they just sit there in their common room at night with tables covered with snacks, ‘incense’ burning in the fire, and thinking ‘am i bovvered?’
they also totally smoke nargileh as a ‘house-bonding exercise’.
(Source: littlemissravenpuff)
